So I have a friend. Let’s call him “Bryan.” “Bryan O’Hara.” Yes. That’s his name. And Bryan O’Hara (my friend), has been doing what he calls “taking a good hard look at his home country lately.” Now, rest assured, I, like you, wanted to run for the hills as soon as his toadhole squeaked out that opener, knowing a rant …
If you’re like me, you’re pretty excited for the upcoming solar eclipse on Monday August 21. Here’s a few tips for enjoying it.
Behind the scenes of my new music video for Taffy Bennington’s Pantyväst.
Taffy Bennington sings an ode to Game of Thrones and so will you.
Taffy Bennington sings a romantic duet with legendary pop star BEATRO and so will you.
Taffy Bennington sings an ode to the holidays, and so will you.
Taffy asks if you see what she’s sayin’ and so will you. Featuring Avi Garg as The Suited Man It’s hot in LA today, but it’s largely due to the heat. And I just found out that Bob Hope doesn’t even own that goddamn airport in Burbank. But I’ll tell you what, I’ll have my car washed by high schoolers …
Taffy and her Twitter friends sing an ode to Dry Manginas. And so will you.
Taffy Bennington sings a French ode to love, murder, and sauce. And so will you.
Taffy Bennington sings a song about butterflies, and so will you.