T-Shirts

Don’t be a cheap fuck. Buy one.

	The Classic AnARcHy 101 Black T-Shirt This great simple logo tee will make you look stylish and handsome. Unless you’re an ugly fucker. Ugly fuckers are beyond saving.
	Bleak Future HEROES T-Shirt Featuring the pompous Slangman, the vapid Femme, the tongueless Atlatl, and the irascible Brother Alfonze. Don’t visit the Source without these guys.
	Bleak Future VILLAINS T-Shirt Wear Dr. Obvious, Malathion Man, King Malice, and Horusa on your chest and you’ll feel truly malevolent.
	Bleak Future Cast/Crew T-Shirt Were you there in the 120 degree heat? If so, you’re a dumb fucker. But at least you’re not ugly. Wear one of these with pride if you’re ever out of water, or find yourself on a bad b-movie set.
	Bleak Future Logo T-Shirt For those want a Bleak Future t-shirt, but not with all the calories.
	Soberbound – Asshole Hat Tee The Asshole Hat is yours at last!
	Soberbound – Asshole Hat Girl’s Tee The Asshole Hat is yours at last!
	Soberbound – Asshole Hat Girl’s Jersey Tee The Asshole Hat is yours at last!
	Soberbound – Jojo The Wizard of Caca Tee Wear Jojo on your chest and be a Wizard of Caca, just like Jojo!
	Stunt Brad – White Tee Make Stunt Brad proud! Wear with bleach.
	Stunt Brad – Black Tee Make Stunt Brad proud! Wear with bleach.
	Bleak Future – The Chamberlain Ron Edens, Jr. is The Chamberlain. And so can you.