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5-Minute Interview with Ben and Matt

March 4th, 2000 by B. Scott O'Malley · No Comments

How do you react when people say you two are the saviors of modern cinema?

Affleck: Whoa. They say that?
Damon: I guess I’m flattered. There’s a part of me deep down that always kinda knew I was cut out for something big.
Affleck: Since you put it that way, I guess I have too. Kinda.

I was just bullshitting. Who the fuck would say that?

A: I knew you were kidding.

What’s the next step for Project Greenlight?

A: Funny you should ask. Me and Matt here were just debating that. Mr. Damon? You wanna take this?
D: Mr. Affleck doesn’t have a clue, does he?
A: I’m not sure where we left it.
D: Well. It’s kinda like this. We were a little disappointed with the whole thing. And, uh… I really think we coulda made a much better …
A: … It’s not easy to say.
D: No, it isn’t.
A: But we kinda think the guy we picked…
D: Pete.
A: Yeah, Pete. We kinda think Pete is big fucking pussy. And his movie sucks. No offense, Pete.
D: No offense.

Is there going to be a Project Greenlight 2?

A: Yeah, but not with us. They’ve got a girl director this time. She’s got great tits. Can I say that?
D: It’s a film tentatively titled “Underwater Action Movie.” And, you know, it’s a great script, but it’s just…
A: Yeah. It’s just… we’re not real big believers in the whole underwater action movie genre. You know what I mean?
D: Kinda tough to do with $1.5 million. You tried the Macho Combo Burrito yet?
A: Nope.

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