WASHINGTON - Actress Angelina Jolie sent ripples of concern through Washington DC and the hallowed halls of entertainment this afternoon, when she announced she was adopting 51-year-old former FEMA Director Michael Brown.

Jolie, whose previous adoptions include Ethiopian orphan toddler Zahara Marley, 3-year-old Honduran refugee Maria Consuelo, and Dallas Cowboys Wide Receiver Keyshawn Johnson, was beaming with joy outside Mr. Brown’s home outside of Baltimore this morning, as she awaited the delivery of her new son, adoptee Michael Brown.

“I don’t know what’s going on,” said Brown to reporters, looking stunned at the assembly of press gathered on his lawn. Jolie emerged from her 1999 Volkswagen Jetta and dashed across the lawn, throwing her arms around the embattled Former FEMA Director, who’s married and has two children of his own.

“I’m your new mama,” said Jolie tenderly. Brown looked genuinely confused (see stock photo) and neither he nor Jolie offered much in the way of explanation.

Before they fled, Jolie and her new son posed briefly for photographs, kissing deeply and holding hands.