HOLLYWOOD - In a move that left 007 fans shaken, and not a little stirred, the new James Bond, British actor Daniel Craig, dyed his golden locks fire engine red, and pierced his chin.

Craig, who is the sixth actor to take on the role of the legendary UK superspy, posed for photographers outside a Beverly Hills Supercuts, and appeared pasty-faced and drunk as he delivered a prepared statement in a yellow jumpsuit.

“The new James Bond will be a man of many disguises,” said Craig. “You won’t be able to recognize him from scene to scene. And in fact, I plan on being invisible for the majority of the film, because the writers have perfected an invisible jacket that I wear in order to sneak around in. Of course, the jacket is not real, but I will still be invisible. And you will agree. Robble robble.”