B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 2015

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omalley_picks_the_oscars_2015Best Tame Picture

Most Realistic Lily-White Caucasian Egyptians 
Exodus: Gods and Kings

2014 I Wish I Was Mel Brooks Award
A Million Ways To Die In The West

Best Picture Not on The Metric System
The Hundred-Foot Journey

Best Golf Colonoscopy
Into The Woods

Best 22-Episode Mini-Series

Most Similar to The Great Wall of China, in Both Length and Turgidness
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Sexiest Baseball Player

Sam Peckinpah Award for Macho Grit, Balls, and Whiskey

Best Train Collision Stunt
How to Train Your Dragon 2

Best Macedonian Conqueror Film
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Best Picture, Sans Desi

Michael Brown Award
Let’s Be Cops

Christopher Nolan Award for Faux Intelligent Cinema Legerdemain

Best Film With A Character Named Dawn
Larry of the Planet of The Apes

Best Picture About A Giant Lizard That Invades Tokyo

Best Spanish Language Film About A Second River
Rio 2

Best Comedic Performance by A Post- or Gill-Man
Kevin Costner, 3 Days To Kill

Best Sundance Bait
St. Vincent

Best Oscar Bait
The Theory of Everything

Best Bait

Least Violent Year
A Most Violent Year

Best Casting Choice To Prevent or At Least Slow Down Another Tyler Perry Film Being Made
Tyler Perry, Gone Girl

Funniest North Korean Dictator Film

Should’ve Been Called “Intersmeller”

Best Picture About An American Sniper
Brian Williams – My True Life Story

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