B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 2015

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Best Tame Picture Wild Most Realistic Lily-White Caucasian Egyptians  Exodus: Gods and Kings 2014 I Wish I Was Mel Brooks Award A Million Ways To Die In The West Best Picture Not on The Metric System The Hundred-Foot Journey Best Golf Colonoscopy Into The Woods Best 22-Episode Mini-Series Boyhood Most Similar to The Great Wall of China, in Both Length and Turgidness The …

B. O’Malley Interviews Director Michael Bay

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SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA I took a drive up the coast to meet legendary film director MICHAEL BAY at the Santa Barbara Roasting Company for a cup of joe and a candid chat on what makes Mike tick. And he showed up an hour before I did. Uh-oh. So he’s already at the table, wearing flip-flops and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles …

B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 2011

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Best Picture To Blame it On Rio Best Superhero Picture With “Green” In Title Thor Best Picture While Untangling Your Balls The Adjustment Bureau Most Gymnastic Witches Jumping The Broom Best Movie Without Her Sisters Hanna Best Sex Tape Midnight In Paris Dick and Balls Award Suckerpunch Longest Movie 30 Minutes or Less Most Profitable Trade Water For Elephants Ric …

A101 Dictionary of Movie Terms

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acting (n.) (1.)interpreting and pretending to be a character in a film. e.g. usage: “That fucking Chevy Chase sure can’t fucking act.” anamorphic lens (n.)camera lens that magnifies the horizontal and vertical axes of an image, making people look like Anna. answer print (n.) Immediately follows the “question print.” anticlimax (n.) Immediately follows the “antisex.” audience (n.) any large group of …

AnARcHy 101 Grudgingly Embraces Digital Age

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LOS ANGELES — AnARcHy 101 Productions is currently pricing high-tech “camcorders” for its triumphant return to instant filmmaking in 2001. “I’ve just returned from Circuit City, and I’ve seen the future of cinema,” says writer / tech-guru Brian O’Malley. “And it’s name is VHS-C.” The video format, which made it’s debut in the early 1980’s, is being whole-heartedly embraced by O’Malley …

B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 2000

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Best Picture, Security Camera Manufacturers Association of America Timecode Best Use of Nitro Glycerine In Himalayas Vertical Limit Lifetime Underachievement Award Darren Aronofsky, Requiem for A Dream Best Chicken Claymation Space Cowboys Best Director’s Daughter Sofia Coppola, The Virgin Suicides Outstanding Performance by a Bitchy Child Haley Joel Osment, Pay It Forward Rolling-Over-In-My-Grave Award Dr. Seuss, Author: How The Grinch …