Everyone will say, “It’s better than the last one.” No shit, really? How hard can that be?

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Juliette Lewis is such a thorn in my cinematic side, that knowing she is even IN a movie, regardless of the size of her role, will cause me to avoid that film like the plague

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“We don’t have a script,” I retorted.

“Who cares,” he countered. “We’ll just make one up as we go. All we need is a crew that will also act, a hooker or two to flash her tits, and some equipment.”

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The Malcolm X Black Spirit Award for Social Change
Cuba Gooding Jr., Snow Dogs…

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Why go to the movies? Is it really a pleasurable experience any more? Sure the seats are bigger and arranged in “stadium” style seating so you don’t have to view a film through the tangled jungle of some obnoxious roller derby queen’s big hair, or peer around the abnormally sized head of some super male, [...]

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…(last year)
It is a period of mediocrity. Hordes of tasteless lunatics have won their first victory for sub-standard filmmaking. During the hype, the Evil Lord George Lucas, obsessed with his own ego, produced the Phantom Menace, a movie with enough flaws to destroy an entire saga.
Pursued [...]

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Pauly Shore. If Keanu Reeves ever wants to look like an acting genius, he needs to get himself cast next to this retard.

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From Roberto’s Best Actress Presentation Speech 2000:
I have run around and a dog! Look at me bark! Look at me happy as a yellow wicked film clam to hop on kneecaps and make love to the Jupiters even more than your Cinema Santa! I am yet to become another egg salad sandwich, but you are [...]

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Q: How do you react when people say you two are the saviors of modern cinema?

Affleck: Whoa. They say that?
Damon: I guess I’m flattered. There’s a part of me deep down that always kinda knew I was cut out for something big.
Affleck: Since you put it that way, I guess I have too. Kinda.

Q: I was just bullshitting. Who the fuck would say that?

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Los Angeles — AnARcHy 101 Productions is currently pricing high-tech “camcorders” for its triumphant return to instant filmmaking in 2001. “I’ve just returned from Circuit City, and I’ve seen the future of cinema,” says writer / tech-guru Brian O’Malley. “And it’s name is VHS-C.” The video format, which made it’s debut in the early 1980’s, [...]

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