BLEAK FUTURE (87 minutes + 2 hours of bonus material!)
Slangman, a travelling salesman of words and relics from the 21st century (like soda cans and Twinkies), teams up with a tongueless Scottish warrior and a stupid blonde actress to cross the post-nuclear wastelands to battle madmen and savage mutants in search of a legendary place called “The Source,” an oracle of ancient wisdom rumored to hold the power to enlighten the world… or destroy what’s left of it. $12.99 + shipping

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RANDOM CHEESY GARBAGE Over 2 hours!
AnARcHy 101 Productions invites you to pull down your pants, bust out the popcorn, and enjoy this collection of some of the slappiest bitch-slap short films and videos to ever give the stinkfinger to your video collection. If you think BLOODY AWFUL CINEMA was a turgid mess of cakey un-joy, just wait until you lay your eyes on RANDOM CHEESY GARBAGE! This compendium of half-baked sketches proves with finality that all it takes to be a filmmaker is a camera, a retarded idea, and some Del Taco. And I hate dogs, asshole! $19.99 + shipping

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BLOODY AWFUL CINEMA — SOLD OUT! Over 2 hours!
AnARcHy 101 Productions invites you to choke on some of the lamest, dorkiest, off-the-wall suburban amateur movies the world has ever seen. Before the Hollywood acclaim and record-smashing box office success of BLEAK FUTURE, they were just eight shmucks from Cucamonga who dinked around with cheap camcorders and brewed up the no-budget potluck of shorts and unauthorized music videos you now hold in your sweaty, duplicitous hands. It was viscous mix of cinematic puberty, free refills, and having nothing better to do in the late 80’s and 90’s. And it was all caught on 8mm. Welcome to the random, cheesy world of AnARcHy 101. $19.99 + shipping

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THE DUTCH OVEN – SOLD OUT!
AnARcHy 101 Productions takes you on a rip-roaring road trip through the American west as they visit national treasures like Mt. Rushmore, Boot Hill, Devil’s Tower, The Mormon Temple, and Taco Time, home of the Chimiburrito. 25 minutes is all you need to see it all. So grab your windbreaker and break out the refried beans. It’s one fun ride into hell you’ll wish you could forget. $19.99 + shipping

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