B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 1998

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omalley_picks_the_oscars_1998Best Movie About Water
Halloween: H20

Wisest Use of Leonardo DiCaprio
The Man In The Iron Mask

Best Movie Having to Do With Circular Things
tie: Sphere and Rounders

Honorary “We’re Not Gonna Take It!” Award
Dee Snider’s Strangeland

Best Asian Transvestite Exploitation Film
Mulan

Best Picture With A Number in the Title That’s Between 1,999 and 2,003
Blues Brothers 2000

Best Talking Parrot Movie
Spice World

Best Film That Needed Robert DeNiro & Joe Pesci
Kundun

Best Reason to Staple Richard Linklater to A Wall
The Newton Boys

Best Title
Meet the Deedles

Best Title (Original)
Meet the Feebles (1989)

Best Editing While Smoking Rock Crack Cocaine
Armageddon

Best Robert Rodriguez Film of 1998
El Mariachi (1993)

Tightest Pants
Uma Thurman, The Avengers

Best Bug Movie
The Wizard of Oz Special Edition

Best Heist Movie
Psycho (the remake)

Best Example of Hollywood Nepotism in Action
Jake Kasdan, The Zero Effect

Best Impersonation of A Bug
Woody Allen, Antz

Best Impersonation of Woody Allen
Kenneth Branagh, Celebrity

Best Short Subject
Godzilla

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