B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 2000

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Best Picture, Security Camera Manufacturers Association of America Timecode Best Use of Nitro Glycerine In Himalayas Vertical Limit Lifetime Underachievement Award Darren Aronofsky, Requiem for A Dream Best Chicken Claymation Space Cowboys Best Director’s Daughter Sofia Coppola, The Virgin Suicides Outstanding Performance by a Bitchy Child Haley Joel Osment, Pay It Forward Rolling-Over-In-My-Grave Award Dr. Seuss, Author: How The Grinch …

B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 1999

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Best Director, Using Index Cards and Picnic Baskets Daniel Myrick and Ed Sanchez, The Blair Witch Project Best Picture, Kevin Smith’s Mind Dogma Best Sentimental Performance, Non-Robin-Williams John Ratzenberger as Mr. Potato Head, Toy Story 2 Best Reason to Mispronounce “Jan de Bont.” The Haunting Outstanding Performance by a Cocker Spaniel Julia Roberts, Runaway Bride Outstanding Performance by a Bitchy …

B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 1998

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Best Movie About Water Halloween: H20 Wisest Use of Leonardo DiCaprio The Man In The Iron Mask Best Movie Having to Do With Circular Things tie: Sphere and Rounders Honorary “We’re Not Gonna Take It!” Award Dee Snider’s Strangeland Best Asian Transvestite Exploitation Film Mulan Best Picture With A Number in the Title That’s Between 1,999 and 2,003 Blues Brothers …

B. O’Malley’s Oscar Picks 1997

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Best Actor Martin Sheen, Spawn Best Tibet Movie Raiders of the Lost Ark (video) Best Irish Steerage Drowning Scenes Mr. Magoo Best Southern Lawyer Movie tie: Volcano and Dante’s Peak Niftiest Lesbian Overtones in a Film or Short Subject Alien Resurrection Best Post-Apocalyptic Kevin Costner Movie Half-Baked Best Three Hours Spent Playing Videogames in Lobby Jackie Brown Best Ship Disaster …