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The Emperor’s New Clones: A Review of Episode II Without Even Having To See It

April 16th, 2001 by Rob Cunningham · No Comments

Everyone will say, “It’s better than the last one.” No shit, really? How hard can that be?

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The One to Own

October 25th, 2000 by Rob Cunningham · No Comments

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…(last year)
It is a period of mediocrity. Hordes of tasteless lunatics have won their first victory for sub-standard filmmaking. During the hype, the Evil Lord George Lucas, obsessed with his own ego, produced the Phantom Menace, a movie with enough flaws to destroy an entire saga.
Pursued [...]

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Spielberg Issues 10 Cinema Commandments to George Lucas

June 22nd, 1999 by B. Scott O'Malley · No Comments

WESTWOOD — Director Steven Spielberg announced a new set of filmmaking standards to an enthusiastic mix of Hollywood insiders and journalists at a late morning, last minute press extravaganza at the Bruin Theater, catching many of the industry’s media elite off guard. The veteran director dropped what some are calling a “new Magna Carta” at [...]

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Lucas Announces STAR WARS Episode 2

May 31st, 1999 by B. Scott O'Malley · No Comments

When asked about the return of droopy-eared alien from THE PHANTOM MENACE, Lucas looked uncomfortable. “I like French toast,” he replied, “but does that make me French?” and then began staring up at the ceiling.

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